My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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I really don’t think anyone gets as giddy or excited as I do right before I eat pussy.

Eat your pussy like I love you.

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